My life for the 1st month. (Thanks goes out to the Apt.308 crew for letting the living-room become my room)
17 years ago
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Someone Stoped Me On The Street and Asked If I Was Jewish
My life for the 1st month. (Thanks goes out to the Apt.308 crew for letting the living-room become my room)
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
NYC, home of the dumbest pet owners I've ever seen
I've seen some ridiculous shit while living in San Francisco, but apparently I had to wait until I moved to the other side of the country to see a woman pushing her small dog in a stroller specifically made for dogs. Yep you read that right, a stroller specifically made for dogs.
Exhibit A:
There is even a website called Just Pet Strollers. People can pay up to $300 for the stupid things. I've got to tip my hat the the makers of these strollers because they found a way to actually sell a product that is completely pointless. Man people are dumb!! Do you really think your dog wants to be pushed in a stroller? The answer is Fuck No! That dog would rather be on a leash dragging your stupid ass into on-coming traffic so he can be rid of you and go have some real fun running around in the park. It's important to realize that these people are actually out there and that they procreate. Perhaps we can hope that maybe they'll use the stroller for both their babies and canines. Maybe even at the same time. At least then the dog might have something to gnaw on while it's getting pointlessly pushed in a stroller.
Cheers.
Exhibit A:
There is even a website called Just Pet Strollers. People can pay up to $300 for the stupid things. I've got to tip my hat the the makers of these strollers because they found a way to actually sell a product that is completely pointless. Man people are dumb!! Do you really think your dog wants to be pushed in a stroller? The answer is Fuck No! That dog would rather be on a leash dragging your stupid ass into on-coming traffic so he can be rid of you and go have some real fun running around in the park. It's important to realize that these people are actually out there and that they procreate. Perhaps we can hope that maybe they'll use the stroller for both their babies and canines. Maybe even at the same time. At least then the dog might have something to gnaw on while it's getting pointlessly pushed in a stroller.
Cheers.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Arod admits to steroids
Wow who could have seen this coming?
Oh wait, I DID!!!!! I've been saying it for years. When anyone would bring up Barry Bonds and steroids, I'd bring up Alex Rodriguez. I'm an SF Giants fan, and often I've found myself having many conversations that have gone something like this:
"How do you feel about Bonds doing steroids?"
I'd reply, "It sucks, but you know what? A lot of other players in baseball also do steroids, he's not the only one. So I don't have a problem with his homerun record."
"Yeah but there's going to be an Astrix with his record."
"Well then there should also be one for Arod because that guy definitely uses steroids as well." And people would be surprised that I would say that. Well a few weeks ago I was proven right. I've always been a big baseball fan so I get bummed when I hear about this crap. But what do you expect from a sport that claims to have a strong policy on drugs but then only gives players a slap on the wrist. Either baseball will clean up it's act or we'll get used to it. And yes I'm a little happy to see Arod give the proverbial finger to all those people who didn't believe me and thought he was clean.
One more thing, it takes more than lots of muscle to be a great hitter in baseball.
Oh wait, I DID!!!!! I've been saying it for years. When anyone would bring up Barry Bonds and steroids, I'd bring up Alex Rodriguez. I'm an SF Giants fan, and often I've found myself having many conversations that have gone something like this:
"How do you feel about Bonds doing steroids?"
I'd reply, "It sucks, but you know what? A lot of other players in baseball also do steroids, he's not the only one. So I don't have a problem with his homerun record."
"Yeah but there's going to be an Astrix with his record."
"Well then there should also be one for Arod because that guy definitely uses steroids as well." And people would be surprised that I would say that. Well a few weeks ago I was proven right. I've always been a big baseball fan so I get bummed when I hear about this crap. But what do you expect from a sport that claims to have a strong policy on drugs but then only gives players a slap on the wrist. Either baseball will clean up it's act or we'll get used to it. And yes I'm a little happy to see Arod give the proverbial finger to all those people who didn't believe me and thought he was clean.
One more thing, it takes more than lots of muscle to be a great hitter in baseball.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Grass Valley/Nevada City people are EVERYWHERE!!!
Chris and I went to a bar Brooklyn yesterday evening and this is the short version of the conversation between us and the bartender.
Us: What's in a Hot Toddy?
Bartender: Blah blah mixed with some blah blah.
Us: Ok and what's in an Irish Coffee?
Bartender: blah blah mixed with blah and blah. It originated at such and such a bar in San Francisco.
Us: Oh we know that bar, it's in the such and such neighborhood right next to the blah blah store.
Bartender: Oh are you from San Francisco?
Us: Yeah we used to live there.
Bartender: Where are you originally from?
Us: Northern California, Tahoe area.
Bartender: Oh cool... I'm from Nevada City.
Us: Bullshit. We're from Grass Valley! Did you go to NU?
Bartender: Yeah, graduated in 2000.
Us: We graduated in 2002!
Bartender: You kind of look familiar... And you'd look familiar if you didn't have a beard.
Then we ran through a handful of people that we both know. I went to junior high with some of this girl's really good friends and Chris and her might have been on the same cross country team.
So crazy, Nevada County people are everywhere, we roam in packs, watch your back.
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