My name is Dale, but you have to call me Dragon

If only it was a time machine



Cheers

I wish I was smart enough to do something like this

I especially like what he wrote on the "For" line

Thanks failblog.org
cheers!

NYC, home of the dumbest pet owners I've ever seen

I've seen some ridiculous shit while living in San Francisco, but apparently I had to wait until I moved to the other side of the country to see a woman pushing her small dog in a stroller specifically made for dogs. Yep you read that right, a stroller specifically made for dogs.

Exhibit A:



There is even a website called Just Pet Strollers. People can pay up to $300 for the stupid things. I've got to tip my hat the the makers of these strollers because they found a way to actually sell a product that is completely pointless. Man people are dumb!! Do you really think your dog wants to be pushed in a stroller? The answer is Fuck No! That dog would rather be on a leash dragging your stupid ass into on-coming traffic so he can be rid of you and go have some real fun running around in the park. It's important to realize that these people are actually out there and that they procreate. Perhaps we can hope that maybe they'll use the stroller for both their babies and canines. Maybe even at the same time. At least then the dog might have something to gnaw on while it's getting pointlessly pushed in a stroller.

Cheers.